I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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