In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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