do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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