Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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