Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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