I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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