Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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