she was so not down for the gang bang
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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