no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????