Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....