Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it