Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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