there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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