i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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