Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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