Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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