Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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