I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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