therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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