He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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