Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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