addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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