Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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