Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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