the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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