Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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