Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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