16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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