I want to make a zoo with you.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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