i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
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I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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