She said her name was "party"
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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