Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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