There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just want to make out with him forever
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
