You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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