Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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