After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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