im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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