they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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