So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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