dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize