Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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