Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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