Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
His nipple licking is glorious
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