It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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