Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
They took my balls.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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