just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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