If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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