I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
