I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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