i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He passed out mid-signature
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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