: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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