She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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