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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
