At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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