Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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