i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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